I met her on the fly
On a night
I was losing my shirt
I guess she thought it would hurt
That’s why she stopped me from falling
But I could only smile
For a while
Cos I felt like a jerk
I just wanted to flirt
She couldn’t stop me from falling
For her
Superhero valentine
Always gone in the nick of time
She can’t ever keep a reservation
My invincible super-wife
I may be her kryptonite
Cos she’s Always saving someone else’s life
And never home for mine
I took her on a date
To the best restaurant I could find
But she had to fly
So I finished three courses
I took my doggy bag
Home alone
And turned on the TV
She ghosted me
To save a bus full of children
What’s that about
I later found out
Superhero valentine
Always gone in the nick of time
She can’t ever keep a reservation
My invincible super-wife
I may be her kryptonite
Cos she’s Always saving someone else’s life
And never home for mine
Super… superhero…
Superhero valentine
Super… superhero…
Superhero valentine
Now Since I got with her
I get kidnapped all of the time
But she’s my hero life line
She’s always punching their faces
I’m always a pawn sacrificed in the villainy game
I know all their real names
And I know they don’t fear me
I’m sitting here
Tied to a chair,
Patiently waiting for her to get there
Superhero valentine
Always there in the nick of time
She won’t ever take a long vacation
I love my super-wife
I know I’m not her Kryptonite
Cos she’s always saving everybody’s life
But coming home to mine